Well, I think you all deserve more respect than being mine, and I don't really need anyone more than just my Heather.

But we can still go have fun, you know!

Well, if you liked it so much, there's no reason you can't go do just what I did. I mean, it was really successful!

What was that? That's a bit small and hard to read.

Of course we can still be friends. It was fun for the week...

I'm glad you feel that way!

You wouldn't happen to have a list of your harem I could borrow, would you, Subaru?

Umm... *a little leery of Fate right now already* ... why?

No reason for all your hard work to go to waste.

Well, I just disbanded it, but uh... *gives her a list ICly but I feel lazy is that alright?*

Thanks, Subaru~ Now, I'd love it if you'd join my harem.

*Will use Subaru's bizarro journal post and will...probably try to add anyone that's missing to the list.*

Aww, I'm flattered, uumm... what does your harem do, Fate?

Entertain one another, of course.

Umuh... I'll think about!

Why do I get this really weird vibe from Fate?

Good girl, Subaru.

You call that fun?

Ehehe... I'm really sorry if I bothered you! I... um... wasn't myself, you know... how can I make it up to you?

...How about by never bringing it up again?

*blink blink* Okay.

Great!

Harem?

This was consensual, right?

Oh, yeah, entirely. I did sign ups last week.

Huh. Can't say I approve of such sexual deviancy, but if it was legal, that's fine. Go with God, citizen!

Sexual deviancy? Oh, uh, nothing like that happened...

Oh, I see, just young folk having fun. Glad to hear it! *smilesmile*

But you seemed to be having so much fun~! Did something happen, Subaru-chan~?

Oh, well I decided that I don't really need a harem! It was fun though.

*chases after sparkles around Rukia*

And I was thinking of joining too...

*doesn't notice, really UXD*